Copycat!!

The telephone is never "engaged", it's always "busy".



U don't "disconnect" a phone, U simply "hang-up".



U never "mess-up" things, U only "screw them up".



U never have a "residence" Tel. No., U have a "home" no.



U don't stop at the "signals", but halt at the "lights".



U don't "accelerate", U "step on the gas".



Your tire never "punctures", U may have a "flat".



The trains have "coaches" or "boggies' no more but "carriages" or "boxes".



There R no "petrol pumps", but "gas stations".



"I don't know nothing", 2 negatives don't make a positive here.



U no longer meet a "wonderful" person, U meet a "cool" guy



U don't pull the switch down to light a bulb, rather flick it up.



There's no "Business Area" only "business districts", and no
"districts" but "counties".



No one stays "a stone's throw away", might" a few blocks away".



There's no "Town Side", it's "Down Town".



In hotel U no longer ask for "bill" and pay by "cheque", rather ask
for "check" and pay with (Dollar) "bill's".



There R no "soft drinks", only "sodas".



Life's no longer "miserable", it "stinks".



U don't have a "great" time, U have a "ball".



U don't "sweat it out", U "work U'r butt off".



Never "post" a letter, always "mail" it and "glue" the stamps, don't
"stick" them.



U no longer live in "flats" or "blocks", but an "apartment".



U no longer "like" something, U "appreciate" it.



U R not "deaf", U have "impaired hearing".



U R not "lunatic", U are just "mentally challenged".



U R not "disgusting", U R "sick".



U can't get "surprised", U get "zapped".



U don't "schedule" a meeting, U "skejule" it.



U never "joke", U just "kid".



U never "increase" the pressure, U always "crank" it up.



U never ask for a pencil "rubber" U ask for an eraser. A rubber is a condom



U don't try to find a lift U find an elevator.



U don't ask somebody "How r u ?", U say "What's up dude ?"



U never go to see a game, U go to watch a game.



There's no "zero" but "O", no "Z" but "zee".



There's no FULL STOP after a statement, there's a PERIOD.



If someone gets angry at U, U get "flamed".



You don't say "How do you do", you say "How you doin"



In short U don't speak English, U speak American.



Well u don't say life is boring, u say LIFE SUCKS !!!!!